{"id":9531,"date":"2015-12-20T09:44:09","date_gmt":"2015-12-20T09:44:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kidstart.co.uk\/blog\/?p=9531"},"modified":"2015-12-21T12:21:20","modified_gmt":"2015-12-21T12:21:20","slug":"10-new-year-resolutions-about-parenting-i-will-make-and-not-keep","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kidstart.co.uk\/blog\/10-new-year-resolutions-about-parenting-i-will-make-and-not-keep\/","title":{"rendered":"10 New Year Resolutions About Parenting I Will Make and Not Keep&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"1. I am never, ever going to raise my voice or be short-tempered and grumpy with my kids again.\u00a0 (There\u2019s a really weird laughing noise coming out of my husband right now).\r\n\r\n2. I will not let my children watch trashy TV presented by orange men and ladies whose faces don\u2019t move however much I really need to lie down on the sofa in my onesie and have a little nap.\r\n\r\n3. I will not give in and let them have chocolate for breakfast or give them fishfinger sandwiches at 10pm due to forgetting about making dinner\/the concept of time.\r\n\r\n4. I will not do their homework for them just because I don\u2019t have the patience to do those number lines.\r\n\r\n5. I will carefully file all their artworks in chronological order and put them in their \u2018special box\u2019.\r\n\r\n6. I will not send my kids to school in uniform that\u2019s been turned inside out to get \u2018just one more day\u2019 out of it.\r\n\r\n7. I will not deride One Direction or any other of my daughter\u2019s true loves.\r\n\r\n8. I will not call my children\u2019s dad, \u201cDaddy Pig\u201d in front of them anymore. I will call him by his name&#8230; the one he had before we started dropping sprogs.\r\n\r\n9. I will get rid of those nits once and for all.\r\n\r\n10. I might have to come clean about Father Christmas and the Tooth Fairy at some point, but not yet eh?\r\n<h2><strong>\u00a0What are your New Year Resolutions?<\/strong><\/h2>\r\n&nbsp;","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"1. I am never, ever going to raise my voice or be short-tempered and grumpy with my kids again.\u00a0 (There\u2019s a really weird laughing noise coming out of my husband right now). 2. 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