- Colour counselling: This is where you pay someone to tell you what colour suits you. This is a somewhat redundant process for me as 90% of my wardrobe is black and a spending spree is not on the cards.
- Go blonde like Tulisa on the X Factor (no thank you!)
- Have botox (sorry hate the idea, can’t afford it and it doesn’t last)!
- Take up body-building (has this person not seen Jodie Marsh?)!
Anti Ageing Secrets: Feel Younger, Look Better
I didn’t feel old and crumpled when I woke up this morning but I do now. Firstly a mum discussion in the playground about Courtney Love had two mums saying they’d never heard of grunge (*they were both born in 1987). Then on the way home two people stopped me and asked if I wanted a free haircut. I am not a vain person but I do yearn to be somewhere between a yummy mummy and MILF and not remain in the slummy mummy category all my life, so my aim for this week is to anti age myself just a little. Mostly this means more effort on the beauty front, a bit of tidying up on the clothes front and a lot of effort on the health and fitness front. Step one is to wear something not black (partially and pathetically achieved with a scarf). Step two is to eat healthily and not live on caffeine and sugar all day (achieved so far but it is still early) and step three is to go for a 30 minute run (not yet achieved, but there’s time). My plan is a combination of clothes and health and fitness will make me feel, if not look 10 years younger. Along side this I let it be known I am open to anti-ageing ideas. So far via email/twitter this is the advice I have received: